
15 Jul 1988

A Fish Called Wanda
While a diamond advocate attempts to steal a collection of diamonds, troubles arise when he realises he’s not the only one after the collection.
Based on satirical short stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle about a vain, egotistical Etienne Gerard, a French brigadier serving during the Napoleonic Wars. He thinks he's the best soldier and lover that ever lived and intends to prove it.
Col. Etienne Gerard (Hussars of Conflans)
Teresa, Countess of Morales
Napoleon Bonaparte
Marshal Millefleurs (Renegade English Officer)
Col. Russell (Coldstream Guards)
Sgt. Papilette (Hussars of Conflans)
Duke of Wellington
Santarem, Count of Morales
Gen. Lassalle
Marshal Henri Massena
Madeleine
Young Woman in Hay
Fighter (uncredited)
Soldier (uncredited)
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While a diamond advocate attempts to steal a collection of diamonds, troubles arise when he realises he’s not the only one after the collection.
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