
18 Feb 1966

The Silencers
Matt Helm is called out of retirement to stop the evil Big O organization who plan to explode an atomic bomb over Alamagordo, NM, and start WW III.
Somewhere in the naked city lurks a one-armed, one-legged, one-eyed man responsible for the murder for which Ryan Harrison has been wrongfully accused. To find him, all Ryan needs is a clue.
Ryan Harrison, a violin god, superstar and sex symbol does not want to cheat on sexy Lauren Goodhue's husband with her. Mr. Goodhue is found murdered and Ryan suddenly finds himself being the main suspect. After being sentenced to death he manages to flee while being transferred to his execution site. Now, all the world is after him as he stumbles from one unfortunate incident to the next in order to prove himself innocent - by finding a mysterious one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man...
Ryan Harrison
Fergus Falls
Lauren Goodhue
Cass Lake
Sean Laughrea
Sergeant Tina Bagley
Sergeant Orono
Doctor Fridley
Hibbing Goodhue
Sir Robert McKintyre
Sergeant McMacDonald
Self
Commissioner Hannigan
Basketball Announcer
Self
Dan Clellan the News Reporter
Woman with I.V.
Teenager with Backpack
Usher
Security Guard #2
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