
02 Jul 1998

Orgazmo
A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.

Patricia Porker (Spiderbabe)

Lucinda Knoxx (Femtilian)

Lisa Knoxx
Mark Jeremy ("M.J.") Wetson
Uncle Flem
Dr. Dowell

Queen Bee

Manholio Bar Manager
School Bully
Ring Master
Clown #2 / Other Roles

Sally

Fly Girl

Subway Girl

Fantasy Girl

JJJ
Journalist Intern
Cop #1 / Diner Mala (as John Bacchus)

02 Jul 1998

A devout Mormon living in L.A. becomes a pornographic actor after his martial arts moves impress a big-time director.

15 Aug 2017

The Femaliens have touched down, and they want to get down! They’ve come from the far reaches of sexyspace to seduce mankind any way they can. With their assets in tow, the Femaliens crash land on Venice Beach and find primitive man needing lessons in seduction. As ambassadors of passion, the ladies fulfill their mission and turn the cave boys into cave men! Masters of time and space, the babes return to Venice Beach and find partygoers needing assistance in cutting loose. The Femaliens use their skills to teach the co-eds how to keep the party going for years to come! From Homo Erectus to the modern day (well... the 90’s) these troupes of hard-bodied humanoids show the inhabitants of planet earth how to lose their inhibitions and perpetuate the species!

21 May 1993

Topper Harley is found to be working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA want him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team—who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm.

12 Jan 1996

When Ashtray moves to South Central L.A. to live with his father (who appears to be the same age he is) and grandmother (who likes to talk tough and smoke reefer), he falls in with his gang-banging cousin Loc Dog, who along with the requisite pistols and Uzi carries a thermo-nuclear warhead for self-defense. Will Ashtray be able to keep living the straight life?

06 May 2024

When the universe's greatest villain returns in a terrifying new form, old adversaries, the Reds and Blues of Blood Gulch, will have to set aside their differences to save the galaxy one last time.

04 Jul 2024

With the 10-year high school reunion around the corner, Xander and his squad embark on a journey to become the dopest versions of themselves in time to flex on all of their old classmates.

15 Jun 2021

A pair of scientists accidentally create mayhem in the North West of England by unleashing a swarm of giant radioactive wasps.

24 Jan 2008

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

24 Jan 1983

A documentary crew films heavy metal band Bad News as they have trouble starting their van, pick up a schoolgirl groupie, and meet up with rock journalist Sally at a motorway service station where they argue about the cost of sausage and chips.

27 Feb 1988

Four years after they were last the subject of a documentary, the heavy metal band Bad News get back together again for another film of their exploits, beginning with a reunion gig at the Flying Horse.

22 Feb 1993

Ryuji Yamamoto, an actor from over 1,000 pink and AV film, directs and plays a fictionalized version of himself that has a gay awakening at Cine Friends Nishijin in Kyoto. Many pink film actors and crew also appear as "themselves."

17 Apr 1996

In celebration of the popular "Gladiators" programs on television today, this parody joins Ben Dover and Big Bill Butts as they welcome the most noxious of our nation's competitors, The American Flatulators!

27 Sep 2002

Cabbie-turned-chauffeur Jimmy Tong learns there is really only one rule when you work for playboy millionaire Clark Devlin : Never touch Devlin's prized tuxedo. But when Devlin is temporarily put out of commission in an explosive accident, Jimmy puts on the tux and soon discovers that this extraordinary suit may be more black belt than black tie. Paired with a partner as inexperienced as he is, Jimmy becomes an unwitting secret agent.

29 Oct 1999

A low-budget film crew working in New York City find themselves being preyed upon by a sexually conflicted serial killer.

11 Aug 1999

Spankenstien wanders the countryside taking female victims and severely punishing their behinds with his giant hands.

03 Oct 2008

A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.

22 Dec 1970

The simple story has the pair coming to the rescue of peace-loving Mormons when land-hungry Major Harriman sends his bullies to harass them into giving up their fertile valley. Trinity and Bambino manage to save the Mormons and send the bad guys packing with slapstick humor instead of excessive violence, saving the day.

21 May 1982

Juliet Forrest is convinced that the reported death of her father in a mountain car crash was no accident. Her father was a prominent cheese scientist working on a secret recipe. To prove it was murder, she enlists the services of private eye Rigby Reardon. He finds a slip of paper containing a list of people who are 'The Friends and Enemies of Carlotta'.

28 Jan 1988

Geierwally, who earned her name through a bitter fight with a bird of prey, refuses to marry Vinzenz, the heir apparent assigned to her by her father, and lives a secluded life in a mountain hut. Her love for Bärenjosef seems hopeless, especially since he knows nothing of Wally's love. She becomes increasingly isolated, becomes the laughing stock of the village, and misunderstandings arise because Bärenjosef's sister Afra is mistakenly regarded as his “girlfriend.” Wally then decides that she would rather have Josef dead than not at all...

26 Jun 1976

Asterix and Obelix depart on an adventure to complete twelve impossible tasks to prove to Caesar that they are as strong as the Gods. You'll roar with laughter as they outwit, outrun, and generally outrage the very people who are trying to prove them "only human".