28 Apr 2022
Contactless
When a nervous and inexperienced pizza delivery boy stumbles upon a crime he must go on the run and maybe stumble upon saving the day
Kung Phooey!
All the action, twice the laughs... no M.S.G.
The plot follows Art Chew's (a pun of the sound one makes when sneezing) quest to retrieve the ancient peach. The movie starts with Art Chew traveling to America, as well as showing Art's training at the Shur-li temple (a play on words with the child actor Shirley Temple), showing many kung-fu clichés such as grabbing the pebble from the masters hand (which Art succeeds without effort), fighting on trees in this case small potted palms and "listing" for elements (Earth, Wind and Fire play a funky tune). After the montage is shown Art meets up with his cousin Wayman (A parody on the way Chinese pronounce r as w) a Chinese adult who tries to act American so he isn't embarrassed by stereotypes and foster cousin Roy Lee, an African American who sincerely believes he is a reincarnation of Bruce Lee.
Top Billed Cast
周文健 Art Chew
Joyce Brew Helen Hu (as Joyce Thi Brew)
Colman Domingo Roy Lee
Darryl Fong Waymon
Karena Davis Sue Shee
Wallace Choy Uncle Wong
Fred Salvallon One Ton
Ralph Peduto Ralph
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