
06 Aug 1982

The Pirate Movie
Left behind by her friends on a boat trip, contemporary teen Mabel takes pursuit but is knocked unconscious on an island, where she has a dream involving pirates, sisters, a modern major-general, romance, and adventure.
Chapuzas (segment "Chapuzas reunidos") / El Chato de la Mandanga (segment "El Chato de la Mandanga") / Dr. Severo (segment "Amor a los animales")
Amante (segment "Chapuzas reunidos")
Pepe (segment "Chapuzas reunidos")
Sr. Casiano (segment "El Chato de la Mandanga") (as Paco Camoiras)
Señorito Alegría (segment "El Chato de la Mandanga")
Carmelilla (segment "El Chato de la Mandanga")
Chopín (segment "El Chato de la Mandanga")
Paciente 1 (segment "Amor a los animales")
Paciente 2 (segment "Amor a los animales")
Paciente 3 (segment "Amor a los animales"
Purita (segment "Amor a los animales")
06 Aug 1982
Left behind by her friends on a boat trip, contemporary teen Mabel takes pursuit but is knocked unconscious on an island, where she has a dream involving pirates, sisters, a modern major-general, romance, and adventure.
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